Ransom!
Ah the pranks we pull when we are bored. This is a message I sent to my friend P-- after her partner E-- and I spent an evening dancing together. Both P-- and my L-- have been largely absent this week, so it got the wheels turning....
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Dear P--,
I regret to inform you that while you were gallavanting around some trivial and manifestly unimportant RL something-or-other last night, E-- and I spent a lovely evening together of intimate dancing and girl-talk.
After pensive reflection on the dreadful negligence shown to both of us by our respective partners, we decided to kidnap A-- [their Second Life baby] and take off on a continental rampage in a red convertible. Robbing banks has never been so fun or so stylish.
Sorry for your loss,
alle
P.S. If you ever want to see A-- again, please leave $300,000,000,000,000,000 Linden dollars in a Gucci purse in the shadow of the pi exhibit at Splo! We'll send you a 512x512 pic as well as a Notecard with A--'s first word on it. Oddly, it was Gorean in origin.
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Dear P--,
I regret to inform you that while you were gallavanting around some trivial and manifestly unimportant RL something-or-other last night, E-- and I spent a lovely evening together of intimate dancing and girl-talk.
After pensive reflection on the dreadful negligence shown to both of us by our respective partners, we decided to kidnap A-- [their Second Life baby] and take off on a continental rampage in a red convertible. Robbing banks has never been so fun or so stylish.
Sorry for your loss,
alle
P.S. If you ever want to see A-- again, please leave $300,000,000,000,000,000 Linden dollars in a Gucci purse in the shadow of the pi exhibit at Splo! We'll send you a 512x512 pic as well as a Notecard with A--'s first word on it. Oddly, it was Gorean in origin.
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